This whole cancel culture thing is confusing to me. Personally, I would be with them 100% if they tried to cancel this whole Covid-19 thing or all the peaceful demonstrations that destroy cities, but they picked on an entire assortment of cartoons and cartoon characters to cancel and I won’t stand for it.
Cancel cartoons?
So as of today I am officially notifying the cancel culture mob to cease and desist your attacks on my beloved cartoon characters. I can’t imagine my life without some of these guys. I learned some of life’s greatest lessons from cartoons. Like, I know for a fact no matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger at a sibling it will not actually stick to their face and painting a tunnel on a rock will never, ever, suddenly make a loud whistling train appear out of nowhere. I will admit back in the late 70’s I may have accidentally eaten some mushrooms I found in a farmers field and I did think this happened but I’m not positive as this is highly unlikely.
Really? Cancel “Cat in the Hat”?
I also find it funny that the Cat in The Hat character has been targeted for cancellation. I would have thought they might consider making him their mascot since he has so much in common with the cancel culture mob. Think about it for a minute: they both like to give there opinion even though there not asked and they both love to tell you what to do. And then there’s one of the Cats most famous sayings ”We are all a little weird, life’s a little weird, and when we find someone who’s weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them”. I was going to add onto this, but I think I covered that extremely well.
Covid precautions are hell on Pirates.
Cartoons also taught me to never stand to long on any painted X you see in the road because something will fall on you. It could be anything like a boulder, car, or more than likely a piano. Piano’s are the worst I hear. Cartoons also taught me that a big X is the universal symbol used for identifying where treasure is buried. On that subject, could you imagine being a pirate today, how confusing would that be with multiple X’s on the floors of almost every business in the state? Funny thing is I would love to fight this cancel culture movement but then I realized I would be trying to cancel, cancel culture and by doing so would make me part of the cancel culture.
This is all so confusing. I think I now know why the silent majority is so silent.
Greg Rosen is a Father, Husband, Realtor and humorist writer for several major newspapers. Questions or comments can be sent to [email protected]. If you like what you see please share.
Cancel cartoons?
So as of today I am officially notifying the cancel culture mob to cease and desist your attacks on my beloved cartoon characters. I can’t imagine my life without some of these guys. I learned some of life’s greatest lessons from cartoons. Like, I know for a fact no matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger at a sibling it will not actually stick to their face and painting a tunnel on a rock will never, ever, suddenly make a loud whistling train appear out of nowhere. I will admit back in the late 70’s I may have accidentally eaten some mushrooms I found in a farmers field and I did think this happened but I’m not positive as this is highly unlikely.
Really? Cancel “Cat in the Hat”?
I also find it funny that the Cat in The Hat character has been targeted for cancelation. I would have thought they might consider making him their mascot since he has so much in common with the cancel culture mob. Think about it for a minute: they both like to give their opinion even though there not asked and they both love to tell you what to do. And then there’s one of the Cats most famous sayings ”We are all a little weird, life’s a little weird, and when we find someone who’s weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them”. I was going to add onto this, but I think I covered that extremely well.
Covid precautions are hell on Pirates.
Cartoons also taught me to never stand to long on any painted X you see in the road because something will fall on you. It could be anything like a boulder, car, or more than likely a piano. Pianos are the worst I hear. Cartoons also taught me that a big X is the universal symbol used for identifying where treasure is buried. On that subject, could you imagine being a pirate today, how confusing would that be with multiple X’s on the floors of almost every business in the state? Funny thing is I would love to fight this cancel culture movement but then I realized I would be trying to cancel, cancel culture, and by doing so would make me part of the cancel culture.
This is all so confusing. I think I now know why the silent majority is so silent.
Greg Rosen is a Father, Husband, Realtor and humorist writer for several major newspapers. Questions or comments can be sent to [email protected]. If you like what you see please share.
Cancel cartoons?
So as of today I am officially notifying the cancel culture mob to cease and desist your attacks on my beloved cartoon characters. I can’t imagine my life without some of these guys. I learned some of life’s greatest lessons from cartoons. Like, I know for a fact no matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger at a sibling it will not actually stick to their face and painting a tunnel on a rock will never, ever, suddenly make a loud whistling train appear out of nowhere. I will admit back in the late 70’s I may have accidentally eaten some mushrooms I found in a farmers field and I did think this happened but I’m not positive as this is highly unlikely.
Really? Cancel “Cat in the Hat”?
I also find it funny that the Cat in The Hat character has been targeted for cancelation. I would have thought they might consider making him their mascot since he has so much in common with the cancel culture mob. Think about it for a minute: they both like to give their opinion even though there not asked and they both love to tell you what to do. And then there’s one of the Cats most famous sayings ”We are all a little weird, life’s a little weird, and when we find someone who’s weirdness is compatible with ours we join up with them”. I was going to add onto this, but I think I covered that extremely well.
Covid precautions are hell on Pirates.
Cartoons also taught me to never stand to long on any painted X you see in the road because something will fall on you. It could be anything like a boulder, car, or more than likely a piano. Pianos are the worst I hear. Cartoons also taught me that a big X is the universal symbol used for identifying where treasure is buried. On that subject, could you imagine being a pirate today, how confusing would that be with multiple X’s on the floors of almost every business in the state? Funny thing is I would love to fight this cancel culture movement but then I realized I would be trying to cancel, cancel culture, and by doing so would make me part of the cancel culture.
This is all so confusing. I think I now know why the silent majority is so silent.
Greg Rosen is a Father, Husband, Realtor and humorist writer for several major newspapers. Questions or comments can be sent to [email protected]. If you like what you see please share.