Black Friday is typically about great deals and crazy crowds, but I also love to have a little fun. My wife and I arrived at Fred Meyer at 7am, but she immediately left me since she doesn’t think it’s appropriate to sneak random items into stranger’s carts. I strongly suggest you don’t try this because once you do you’ll be hooked for the rest of your life. As luck would have it I ran into my friend, Bob. As he was shopping, I secretly slipped sexy lingere in his cart (as sexy as it gets for Fred Meyer). I later found out he didn’t see them until his wife opened the bags when he got home. When Bob couldn’t answer who he’d bought them for, she was less than loving with him and even used a few words he had never heard her say before. Then Bob started shaking his head and said to her one word…Greg. She laughed, he didn’t. Long story short, Bob is not happy. Bob wants to find Greg. Bob is looking for me now. When I told Bob he needs to get a sense of humor he thought we should get together and talk about that. Greg is still hiding from Bob.
Greg Rosen is a humor writer for several newspapers. He is also a proud father, husband and a Realtor. Questions or comments are appreciated: [email protected]. Please share if you like what you see.