As a top selling realtor and someone in the public eye I realized I either need to lose weight or change my wardrobe to include a maternity shirt. This was a post from 2019 with just over 2000 views and though I’m not quite this bad I realized I have at least twice as much belly as Our first hot week of weather had me at the beach. I was lying peacefully at the oceans edge, watching the waves come in and out ever so gently as they splashed over my body. Suddenly my nirvana was shattered when some kids from Green Peace started throwing buckets of water on me. It was at that exact moment I knew it was time to go on a diet. Most people would find that humiliating, I did too…the first 3 or 4 times, but then you just get used to it. Part of my battle is my relationship with pizza. It likes me and I like it and I’ve built that relationship up over 30 years. My dad didn’t raise me to be a quitter and I really don’t want to let him down. Besides, I’m kind of known as a hero. Just yesterday I rescued a bunch of cookies trapped in a box. Another dilemma, Monthly Gym membership $49.00, Chocolate of the month club $49.00, I’m starting to think the maternity shirt is my only option. Greg Rosen, Realtor in the State of Oregon and I approve this message.