Greg Rosen – Unsupervised
For some, Labor Day includes gatherings which involve amazing food off the grill that some will eat until they explode. If you’re in the “I ate too much again” club, I have a few tips for this year to help you avoid this. One way is to pass on every BBQ invitation and instead accept every invite from your vegan friends. And, if you’re like me, you’ll need to unblock their number so you can even get their call. This really works, I have never eaten so much salad that I had a stomach ache. Since we’re in Oregon try not getting stoned first, I’ve notice that a side effect, while under the influence of Marijuana, includes eating everything in sight and lots of it. Or, you could bring up politics at dinner and argue with someone about it until you leave or they do, this will in fact work for one of you. Personally, I like to start over eating a week before Labor Day to help me get conditioned, it’s just like exercising to get in shape but with a twist. It’s pretty sound advise but I think we all know you’re not going to listen to me anyway
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