Greg Rosen- Unsupervised
You don’t need me to tell you our country is divided right now. Why can’t we just learn it’s ok to have different opinions? I also think the media has brainwashed people by pushing this on us literally everywhere we go. Think about it, until a few years ago did anyone, anyone at all, ever use pumpkin spice? I don’t think so! I have a friend whose life revolves around pumpkin spice and it has gotten to the point that her family and I are talking about the need for an intervention. I was trying to be tolerant of her constant pumpkin spice comments but when she posted she had just bought pumpkin spice toilet paper I knew it was time for drastic measures to try and bring her back. Now, she hasn’t talked to me since the day I took a pumpkin, added arms and legs and set it on a toilet in her front yard. I even put a roll of pumpkin spice toilet paper next to it. That alone probably wasn’t that bad but I added a note that said “Hey Anna I just found out how pumpkin spice is made”. I may need to re think my goal of uniting us all with humor, it doesn’t seem to be working.
Greg Rosen is a humor writer for the Pamplin Group Newspapers, Realtor, father and husband. Questions or comments are appreciated: [email protected]. Please share if you like what you see.