BEWARE THE COOKIE MARKED “SPECIAL”

Every time I show a home now the aroma of Lysol and cleaning products fills the home. I kind of like it because as a semi-famous Realtor, some people say I just made that up but I assure you I really am, I know the aroma of your home matters to buyers. The reasoning is that odors are closely linked to parts of the brain that process emotion. Unpleasant odors actually send pain signals to the brain, which will effectively kill any interest in your home as far as a buyer is concerned. The smell you’re looking for is a clean and neutral smell, which is like no smell at all or in this environment that smell of Lysol is ideal. If you’re out of Lysol and you need some kind of masking try things that produce happy smells like Citrus, Lemons and Oranges. Making fresh cookies just before a showing, yes buyers are still looking, has always been a Realtor favorite.  There’s nothing like the smell of fresh baked chocolate chip cookies. I had a seller that did this for every showing, fresh cookies on a plate with a note that said enjoy. One time when showing their home I saw a plate of cookies with a note that said ”special” I proceeded to eat 4 cookies and I left a note thanking the seller. After the showing I received this text from the seller, “Greg, those cookies are Marijuana cookies for my Mom who’s battling cancer, just wanted you to know”. Not being a user of marijuana in any way shape or form this took me to a place I’ve never been before. I spent the next 12 hours trying to do everything I could to eliminate the “high”. I exercised, walked, ran, tried to sleep, drank massive water and even took several very cold showers, nothing worked. I did find food very attractive that day, my wife said I ate 2 bags of Fritos, 1 large pepperoni pizza, and entire ½ gallon of ice cream and a bag of chocolate chip baking chips. I learned something that day, never eat cookies marked “special”.  

Greg Rosen is a humorist writer for several newspapers, Father, Husband and Realtor. Questions are comments are appreciated. [email protected] Please share if you like what you see.