Greg Rosen-Unsupervised
Our Love story was like every Hallmark Movie except for the part about the happy ending, but I’m working on that. For 10 years all I had to do was walk in the door and she was all over me. At bed time she always fell asleep with her head on my shoulder. We were inseparable. But now it’s as though I don’t exist. I suggested counseling, but she wouldn’t go. Turns out someone else I know and trusted spent years manipulating her until she broke down to their unrelenting charms. In the end, she didn’t even try to hide it anymore, one time I even caught her in the bathtub and she wasn’t alone! My therapist told me to move on, but I had a better idea. I named my mission “Get Her Back”. I had a step by step list, 4 x 6 color photos and a “can do” attitude. You see, I knew her weakness. She could be bought. I knew that was wrong, but I didn’t care. After I spent $136.00 I had fresh bacon treats, 7 new squeaky toys, 4 beef raw hide bones and a new goose feather dog bed. My wife has no idea who she’s dealing with, this dog will soon be mine again.
Greg Rosen is a humor writer, Realtor, father and husband. His articles can be seen on the front page of the Entertainment section in the Gresham Outtlook. Questions or comments are appreciated: [email protected].