In what appears to be a landslide win, Greg Rosen was just elected “Best Realtor in the State”. I know what you may be thinking, that can’t be a real thing and I assure you it is, I don’t just make these things up! The election process was brutal with kids from six months to two years old weighing in on their favorite Realtors. Greg Rosen was interviewed afterword’s and here are a few tidbits of that interview: Some of those kids were tough, I remember one kid just staring at me and every now and then he would pick his nose and wipe it on me. He had a lot to say but I was so focused on the booger on my sleeve it really just sounded like some kind of babble. Later a set of twins interviewed me, they were very tricky. While one was talking the other went through my pockets and stole pretty much everything I had in there. One of them had quite a fascination with my keys, actually refusing to return them and then biting me when I did take them back. The Election committee made a banner (which I had posted with this page) with a picture of the President of the newly formed Greg Rosen for Realtor of the world fan club. The awards ceremony was different, but nice, everyone got organic fruit cups and goldfish, but not the real ones, these were just shaped like a goldfish and you could eat them! It must have been a long day for the election committee, 3 of the kids kept crying, 2 were asleep and the rest are kind of freaking me out because they had enough food to feed another person on them spread from there stomach to their face.
Greg Rosen is a local Realtor and humorist writer for several Newspapers in Oregon. Questions or comments are appreciated @ [email protected]. Please share if you like what you see.