The world we live in is changing, and I’m not sure I like it. Most of the time I just ignore it which is politically incorrect because I think you’re supposed to complain about everything these days. I was tested yesterday like I’ve never been tested before. While at the mall I stopped in Cinnabon for one of their delicious cinnamon rolls. As I was living out my worldly pleasures eating my roll in peace I noticed the lady next to me just finishing hers. In silent horror I watched as she ate all of it except the center of the roll. The Center of a cinnamon roll! The best part of a Cinnamon Roll! The entire reason you get a cinnamon roll! Just to clarify, the center, of the, cinnamon roll. A tear came to my eye as I watched her slowly wrap it up in her napkin and casually throw it in the garbage like it was trash. Every bone in my body was screaming out in disbelief of what I had just witnessed. After careful consideration and a few deep breathing exercises I use to relieve stress I just kept reminding myself to just shut up and let it go because I’m way to pretty to be in prison.
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